sometimes i dabble in satire
But sometimes it’s so close to the truth that I have to specify that it’s satire
Below is satire
New shoes so white they’ve already called the cops on a black family.
Do you see Jesus in this avocado toast?
5 reasons they should have named the Squatty Potty the Stool Stool
What to do when the MTA is in retrograde.
Friend who’s done 14 experimental drugs still smarter than your boyfriend.
The boys are back in town for their father’s funeral.
9 tattoos that will fill the empty space on your arm, but not in your heart.
Cleansing lavender and chamomile wipes perfect for when you just can’t get your hooha to go the fuck to sleep.
Never having to worry about bikini line definite plus of chemotherapy.
Oh no! Big dick energy isn’t renewable!
I vape to ease into smoking cigarettes. Here’s why:
What to expect when you’re expecting your local Planned Parenthood to close soon.
Man with bible verse tattoo still ready to push you out of the way to fit on the subway train.
What to do when your boyfriend leaves you for Alexa.
Sometimes I draw instead of write
But every picture is worth a thousand words
so enjoy my collection of thousand-word essays with color
i wrote and directed a short video
It’s called the Grey New York Minute
But in true NY minute fashion, it’s a tad longer
I know a couple things about editing videos
in this video
I used to do han-stands wherever I went
And then I moved to New York City
and I will never touch the ground again